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Atheists Demotivational Poster


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too f***ing stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


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TAGS: atheists religion god
Rating: 3.22/5

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spacemarine981 - December 8, 2009, 7:05 pm
Lets be honest with ourselves. I am an atheist. But their are good atheists, bad atheists and same goes for Christians. are people honestly going to get all pissed over a poster that is humorous? who cares what someones religion is lol just rate it.
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 9:13 am
Mooooo..."WHY YOU CRYING!? You want a Happy Meal? Then get happy!"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 5:09 am
What about George Lopez? He kills all the time.
Bah - September 22, 2009, 5:06 am
Favorite Atheists in History Presents: Joseph Stalin! The man who killed more people than anyone else in history!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:08 am
in*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:07 am
Atheists never started war? Um... gee what about the Communist revolutions is Russia and China?
spacedog - August 18, 2009, 8:55 pm
The guy in the painting is just pissed about his tiny ***k.
Lena - August 18, 2009, 8:52 pm
Atheists never started war unlike christians. OH the irony.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:13 pm
And e-shouting doesn't prove divinity.
LURCH - July 17, 2009, 9:12 pm
AMAZING HOW ATHEISTS HAVEN'T COME UP WITH A NEW CALENDAR SO THE YEAR OF OUR LORD IS NOT MENTIONED. DENIAL OF A THING DOESN'T NEGATE ITS EXISTENCE
Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 3:54 am
Atheism wasn't around at 1 BC
Steph - April 17, 2009, 2:09 am
Why 1 BCE?
Firefly - April 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
God was never pissed off because he's never existed.
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 6:07 pm
That's when he was invented.
Guest - April 3, 2009, 2:25 pm
Wouldn't it be pissing God off since 4,000 BC???


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TAGS: atheists
Rating: 3.5/5

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hummvee69 - February 10, 2011, 5:45 pm
What stairs are you referring to? Is one of the escalators broken? Personally I think the same # of religious nuts will be on either level. Maybe I'll just hang here for a while...
Krissie - November 25, 2009, 8:49 pm
Im taking the steps to go downstairs. I love playing with fire.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 1:40 pm
Please.
sheiksaws - July 25, 2009, 4:15 am
FFS lighten up Deltabob....
Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2009, 3:34 pm
Preacher kid input. If you believe there is an afterlife, then watch your step. If you don't believe, I don't think you can really get punished for really not believing. Unfortunately not believing is a little like not thinking about elephants.
TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 2:10 pm
What if you chose the wrong him? The planet is the closest thing to "GOD" and look how we treat it!
BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 8:00 am
It's my choice. Worship him or burn for eternity? What a choice!
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:48 am
Heh heh heh.... hey! Evil! Impolite and evil!
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:43 am
Sure brother aggynus, because if the Guinnes gets warm *rolls eyes* it becomes *smirks* undrinkable.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:39 am
*refrigeration. Cold storage, that is.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:37 am
And I had to be sure that I could store Guinness... there's a serious refridgeration concern there.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:36 am
Ok, ok... I prefer to be a right-hand to someone who knows the business.
Arrogant Knight - July 20, 2009, 12:35 am
"They"? Who are you trying to fool? You set that office up yourself and you know it! ...It's right next to mine.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:34 am
Me? I'm required to take the down escalator... they went through the trouble of setting up a nice corner office for me... I can't disappoint.
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:33 am
My buddy is an atheist who actually does believe in heaven and hell ... we let him hang around with us because he lends us large sums of money and then soon forgets that he has done so.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:31 am
God, I hate you Kenny.
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:31 am
ok, uhm where are they?
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:29 am
Ok... back to the point... The point is that if you're an atheist who does not believe in heaven or hell, take the stairs.
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:26 am
Uhm, duffuses (or is it "duffi"?) I put a new battery in so I heard alla that. And there is no such thing as a bi-jacket ... though the Beatles did come close with those g**-ish little suits they wore in the early days. Oh, those young lads ... so g**.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:22 am
And he can get out of a straight jacket. Luckily, they have a Bi Jacket... that'll work.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:21 am
Uh-oh... I took them all. Fine thanks, you?
Arrogant Knight - July 20, 2009, 12:19 am
...Psst, aggy, where are his pills? You know it's dangerous when he gets like this...
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:15 am
Oh yeah skippy? Whatta ya say me an' Fish, yeah that's right. Abe freakin' Vagoda, and, say, Karl Malden meet you and two a yer buds in a alley and "come to some kinda understanding"? Hey? No really, speak louder, I didn't catch that.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:59 pm
AK: 2 fer 2.
Arrogant Knight - July 19, 2009, 11:56 pm
Whoa whoa whoa... Why so cranky? I REALLY think you should take that nap... I'll wake you up in an hour, how does that sound?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
Ouch! I'll be over here drinking Guinness and looping "Alone Again, Naturally"
Sean - July 19, 2009, 11:53 pm
Wot's a matter, fetus breath? Too busy stickin' a key in an outlet somewhere?
Sean - July 19, 2009, 11:52 pm
aggy stay the hell outta the way this is between me an the whippersnapper here
Sean - July 19, 2009, 11:51 pm
Oh yeah, well yer so young that when I was yer age, I was still five years older 'n you!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:51 pm
LMAO, AK!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:50 pm
If this one needs to be explained... (fill in the blank with any of a dozen aggyisms)
Arrogant Knight - July 19, 2009, 11:50 pm
There you go... Now go take a nap. You earned it.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 11:48 pm
Stairway to heaven, for using the most precious of all His gifts: the mind.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 11:43 pm
Could read "Believers take the escalators"
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
Wow.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:40 pm
Even agnostics look down their noses at atheists!


ATHEISTS - Math gets them off.


TAGS: atheists
Rating: 1.72/5

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Myself - July 14, 2009, 12:12 pm
Lame! Was this made by a 13 year old??
Cheeseman - June 10, 2009, 4:05 am
But the cartoon also points out that fundamental religious people should reject the school of math and scientific method, since science is just a belief right? stop taking medicine, cause its sorcery of the devil! don't go to doctors, they are but shamans
D - July 19, 2008, 9:52 am
Whoever wrote this poster clearly doesn't get the joke. Most people say "Oh, God" or "God!" when they have ***. Atheists don't believe in God, so they say something else...like what they DO believe in. Talk about fail.
Max - May 17, 2008, 1:07 am
As an Atheist, I can tell you personally: Math? Yeah. It blows. Nobody likes it.
M.E. - April 11, 2008, 12:54 pm
If math get you off chances are you don't have to worry about this problem.


INTELLIGENT DESIGN -


TAGS: id creationism evolution god atheists
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - April 17, 2011, 9:37 pm
I think you mean top left and if you do, I'd say that it's a little statue of a gargoyle reading a book. As for the tome itself, probably Fanny Hill. (That's what I'd be reading if I was a gargoyle who was forced to hang out with the likes of Behe.)
randomaccount - April 17, 2011, 6:53 pm
wtf is that next to the guy in the top right


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TAGS: atheists god religion
Rating: 3.15/5

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BlameTheFirst - August 24, 2010, 11:49 pm
Nice one ;)
ilduche - June 16, 2010, 11:27 am
He knew where Touchdown Jesus was too. Hit a beautiful 3-point sh** from the paint! Nice shooting, God!
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:52 pm
HE let my innocent 5 year old daughter suffer a painful disease and die. Either he is an a**hole, or HE doesn't exist. I choose the latter.
haseo - January 5, 2010, 4:38 pm
bring it on!!!
MasterMorality - December 1, 2009, 6:58 pm
I'm quaking in my boots... honest.
Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 3:51 am
Good thing he doesn't exist.
BoneCD - April 14, 2009, 7:02 pm
That just flat out sad Deltabob...I hope some one "fixed" his face!!!
BuZZbomb - April 13, 2009, 11:10 pm
Fine! Just tell 'him' that if his a** isn't here in 13 more minutes, my pizza is free!
Cock Mongler - April 13, 2009, 10:21 pm
LAME


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TAGS: never hear of a bus full of atheists careening off the side of a mountain do you
Rating: 3.71/5

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Chopperliscious - October 26, 2009, 12:38 am
Love the subtlety. So rarely seen in this day & age of cell-phone english. 5.
Sean - October 25, 2009, 4:10 pm
Thanks. Only thunk it up yesterday-ish. Original title was SOLIDARITY, but I wanted a less stuffy title.
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 3:36 pm
Wrong day, but awesome poster. This definitely gets a 5 from me.


AND YET -


TAGS: atheists
Rating: 2.69/5

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carnagie - July 15, 2010, 11:04 am
I might be convinced that she's proof of a God.....
Lincoln - February 14, 2010, 7:27 pm
Well, I guess I'll just never be the calibur of motifaker that you are.
CANADA - February 14, 2010, 7:24 pm
you could have asked him first. and you should have said they were Ron's in the tags
Lincoln - February 14, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ron, I wasn't trying to dis you, but it was my understanding that motifake rules required the removal of signatures, websites, etc.
Cloudchaser - February 14, 2010, 1:02 am
Atheists are still here because zapping unbeleivers isn't how Jehovah rolls. If he did do that, people would follow him out of fear instead of true respect
ronsart - February 13, 2010, 8:14 pm
WTF? You take my poster and don,t even give me credit? That,s LOW, man!!!!! 1L


ALL ATHEISTS - Can be represented by one man... yeah, sure...


TAGS: stalin atheists representations
Rating: 2.58/5

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greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:52 am
Steph A...Catholics went to the camps too. Not nearly as many but they did..basicly anyone that didn't toe the line and denounced the official beliefs of the Nazi party did.Google 'The Eternal Ice theory' and 'The Hollow Earth theory'.
greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:52 am
(continued) They also had a twisted occultist version of Norse mythology that they embraced as their official faith.
KDP3 - June 11, 2009, 6:15 pm
@ Steph A, Hitler was not not Catholic and most scholars debate what his true religious beliefs. He was known to practice paganism and denounce Jesus and has the love for Islam for there barbaric ways. But you can not represent one may for one faith.
Hendo - May 14, 2009, 7:24 pm
Stalin was actually educated as a priest.
Steph A - April 17, 2009, 2:23 am
And the Catholics have Hitler.
Jordan - December 12, 2008, 1:46 pm
All motards can now be represented by this one...Yeah,sure


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